Resolutions
my head's about to blow, my heart's about to burst my phone's 'bout to inform me that it's january first i am tipsy as a toddler, i am dizzy as a dreidel i am red-faced as a reindeer that spun out on some loose cable it's too late, brother, to beat the buzzer i'm still covered in confusion 3, 2, 1, kisses, but with god my witness and to everyone who's still here i swear that next year i'll make some new year's resolutions start plannin' in the autumn use that early start to make a little spreadsheet and insert a couple charts with a full list of my bad bits the beliefs and the behaviors with a good goal, to save my soul and babe maybe even save yours i had a clear eyed idea, mia but i botched the execution 3, 2, 1, kisses, to my bastards and bitches listen up my friends, have no fear i swear that next year i'll make some new year's resolutions 2023 i promise this in 2024 i'll make some promises 2025 is like a fantasy but 2026'll pick some plans for me then when it's NYE, i'll check the paperwork consult the ways i've been a joy and ways i've been a jerk dressed and ready at the door before ms. midnight comes a knockin' with my mittens and commitments on hand once that ball starts droppin' it's too late, mother, i missed the buzzer held my breath but time kept movin' 3, 2, 1, kisses, not just for my missus but for everyone who's stayed here i swear that next year i'll make some new year's resolutions