Future Therapy Fund

first date, she's late, you wait and drink and wait
when she comes, you're drunk, she takes one look and runs
boy ya betta drop another dolla in ya future therapy fund

new job, chop chop, one day ya boss stops
to tell you that he knew your mother when they were young
girl ya betta drop another dolla in ya future therapy fund

if you had a dolla for every dolla
ya shoulda put in that fund
you'd be a rich man instead of
just a deeply disturbed one

but so what, you're nuts, love is crazy, life is tough
and when ya've lied ta, ya've scared or hurt someone
you can just, uh, drop anotha dolla in their future therapy fund
and while you're at it, drop a dolla in ya future therapy fund
betta drop a lotta dollas in ya future therapy fund
gonna need a lotta dollas for ya future therapy fund

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